The Well Dressed Rat

Today I left the house feeling good. I just started a diet and I was beginning to see results. I put on my bright orange polo shirt (which was really a polo knock-off) and a pair of jeans and went out on a perfect spring day.

The sheen was taken off my high spirits when I glanced over at a woman holding a ratty, little Yorkshire terrier.

I never liked these dogs to begin with. But, this particular one was wearing my bright orange polo shirt. Except, this one was a genuine Ralph Lauren Polo; the stitched insignia on the shirt's miniature collar was in full view. I was sick, not because this oversized rodent was wearing my shirt, but because it most certainly cost more than mine. Ugh!